What I won’t miss about you

Dear Toronto,

Here are just a few things I won’t miss about you (a list, to be sure, that will be updated with additional irks):

  • Sandwich boards on narrow sidewalks
  • Slow, slow walkers on Queen Street
  • Dogs tied up outside of bars
  • Dog shit parks. Dog shit everywhere.
  • Office-less workers on loud conference calls in Starbucks
  • Slush and massive puddles in the winter
  • The noise. The NOISE.
  • Sirens. Gunshots.
  • Noisy partiers in hallways



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